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DADDY’S LIMBURGER CHEESE
I’ll tell you a story
that’s funny and true;
I promise I’m not
pulling wool over you!
It's a story about really wanting to please...
It's a story about really wanting to please...
about sending my
father…limburger cheese.
Remembering back when
I was a child,
coaxing Dad to eat a
cheese that was mild
because his selection
smelled like dirty feet!
We hated his favorite TV snacking treat.
It was not genteel;
no lifting of pinky—
limburger’s both
anti-social and stinky!!!
We wrinkled our
noses, grimaced and fumbled…
As he smacked his
lips, we mumbled and grumbled!
Then Daddy retired to
Florida’s sun…
land of beaches and
palms and warm weather fun,
but something was
missing, he told us, to tease…
he just couldn’t find
any limburger cheese!
So, I secretly sent
him cheese in the mail…
Of course, I was
careful to package it well.
As he drove from the
post office…What smelled bad?
What on earth did his
daughter send her old Dad???
A fragrance wafted in
the tropical breeze…
the pungent aroma of
limburger cheese!!!
At home he unwrapped
his stinky boxed gift…
the cheese had
EXPLODED! Phew! What a whiff!
I went to the cheese
shop in my neighborhood
and asked them to send some, sealed up well and
good.
They wrapped it
expertly, so snug and secure…
Dad
smelled it walking in the post office door!!!
Back to the shop I
went with my sad story—
They said they’d try
again. They were so sorry.
So, they triple wrapped it the best that they
could…
This time when Dad
opened it…Lo! It was good!!!
I picture Dad
sitting, incredibly pleased—
with fruit and some
Ritz and his limburger cheese!
Maude Carolan Pych
I'm catching up on unread email - your poem delighted me! I couldn't help but smile. My grandfather loved Leyden cheese, not quite as smelly as limburger, but definitely fragrant!
ReplyDeleteI'm not familiar with Leyden cheese, Barbara, but I'll never forget how we used to tease my father about the limburger and about my determination that he should still get to enjoy his favorite cheese in Florida. Perseverance paid off!
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